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tyler h asked:


A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was murderd. He remembered dying, and that his faithful dog had been dead for quite. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble and streets full of gold. As he reached the wall, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch, and the street that led to the gate made from pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?” “Would you happen to know.”
“This is heaven, sir,” the man answered.
“Wow! Would you happen to have some water? We have traveled really far ,” the man explained.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”
The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.
“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets. The man thought a moment, remembering all the years this dog remained loyal to him and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going. After another really long walk he came to a plain dirt road, which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a suspicious book.
“Excuse me!” he called to the reader. “Do you have any water? We have traveled so far i think my dog and i deserve water.”
“Yes, sure, there’s a faucet over there.” The man pointed to a place that couldn’t be seen from outside the gate. “Come on in and help yourself.”
“How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to his dog.
“There should be a bowl by the faucet; he is welcome to share.”
They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned faucet with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dehyroated dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.
“What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.
“This is heaven,” was the answer.
“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler replied in shock. “The man down the road told me that was heaven, too.”
“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? “Nope. That’s hell” replied the reader.
“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”
“No. Not really We’re just happy that they screen out the folks who’d leave their best friends behind in exchange for material things.”

Honest…honestly

TonyDon’tLikeYou asked:


to all those who “got no $$$s for vet”, “can’t take this dog no more”, “keep them outside”, …….”wanna breed their tecups”…etc, etc?…simply those not giving a flying fvck about their dogs :
C&P (unknow source) :
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Wow! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.

“This is Heaven,” he answered.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.

That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

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?UpToWn GiRl? asked:


King Midas : “It all started when Bacchus, the god of happiness offered to grant me 1 wish, silly as I was, I asked Bacchus to make everything that I touched turn to gold. I thought that would make me a happy man, I always knew deep down inside that I was never really happy, but I tried to force myself to think that someday when u grow up you will thank me, for giving you all the gold you can possibly have in the world…. I was so caught up with greed that I lost myself in my own selfish act. I tried to eat, but when I touched the food it turned to gold, I couldn’t even hug you without you turning to gold, I had lost the only thing I truly cared about, and that was you…. my daughter. I cried and cried after that and I thought I would never get you back. To my surprise, Bacchus the god of happiness, showed up again, at first I didn’t think about it much then, only until he asked me which two things do I think is worth the most, the gift of the golden touch, or you my only daughter… I realized at that point that my obsession with gold has robbed me of my only daughter, of course I said you. And with that Bacchus told me how I could get you back by getting water from the fountain and pouring it on everything that I touched that turned to gold.. As soon as you changed back I couldn’t dare think of telling you how selfish I had been, but now I realize it’s probably one of the best things I could ever do.” Midas proud of himself for telling his daughter, let out a big smile.

Iris: “ wow father, im actually not surprised and im defiantly not mad, you learned your lesson and that’s all that matters, im just glad your back to your old self, now lets finish making dinner im starving!” she said with bright eyes looking at her father, pleased that he told her the truth.
its part of a dialouge that im suppose to do before i was questioning if it was of dialouge format.. but alot of u said yes so im curious to know if my dialouge is flowing.. and if it sounds natural?? any suggestions would be great!
NOTE: it still is like not even half of my dialouge its near the ending of it.. well it is lol.. its waaay to long to put my whole dialouge on here but this is just a taste of what its about.. King Midas and the golden touch.

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SW33TZ asked:


ok i was really bored and just wanted a question to ask so i made a poll kinda thing pick the best, your favourite,or ya!!!!!!(there’s 15 quetions)

THE BEST THING:
1.red or blue?
2.night person or day person?
3.skittles or starbusrt?
4.having beautiful eyes or **** lips?(for the guys pick wat you’d rather want for a girl to have)
5.rihanna or fergie?
6.be blind or deaf?
7.the song umbrella or shut up and drive?
8.gold or sliver?
9.do you perfer tattoos or piercings?
10.stripes or polka dots?
11.slow songs or up beat songs?
12.bow wow or chris brown?
13.bills or coins/change?
14.sun or moon or stars?(pick 1)
15.kissing or hugging or holding hands?(with someone you love also pick 1)

Honest….honestly

Miranda P asked:


wow so i found this on a chemistry website for people who answer problems for fun!! and like only three people out of twelve got it right. See if you can too!!…ill post the answer tomorrow…really hard chem problem found on the internet answer!!….haha good luck to ya!!

Gold metal will not dissolbe in either concentrated nictric acid or conentrated hydrochloric acid. It will dissolve, however in aqua regid, a mixture of the two concentrated acids. The products of the reaction are AuCl4- ion and gaseous NO. Write a balanced equation for the dissolution of gold in aqua regia.

Honest….honestly

countrygirl53086 asked:


Well he plays that World of Warcraft game like 4 days a week, and when I spend the night at his house like once a week on a saturday or something he gets up at the ***** of dawn to play the game so here I am waking up alone! He barely spends the night at my house either because he has to work the next day and doesnt want to wake up earlier to make it there or because he would have to leave super early to do things at his house. I asked him to move in and he said no because what if we get sick of each other?? and he feels obligated to help his 32 year old brother with the bills!!! He says no to *** if its like after 8pm because hes too tired….what guy is too tired?? He hasnt shared his feelings yet just says i would be sad if you ever left my world…ummm ok. Im 20 and hes 25…thought I would add that….I just thought that things would be different like more heat in the relationship or something.

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TonyDon’tLikeYou asked:


for their animals :
C&P source unknown

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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Wow! Would you happen to have some water?” the man asked.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.”

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.

“This is Heaven,” he answered.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.

That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

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- ninaballerina ;; ™ asked:


Two mates were reminiscing about the party they’d been at the week before..
“Great party that, last week, wasn’t it?”
“Wow, yes, great food, great booze, great girls…and a posh house to boot.”
“Posh house?? it was a suburban semi?”
“Never….they had a gold-plated toilet?”
“What?, I can’t remember that, you must have been drunk.”
“No, honestly, I remember thinking…’posh!’ ”
The argument went backwards and forwards…yes, no, yes, no.
Finally they decided to prove once and for all who was correct….they looked up the address and went to the house.
A woman came to the door and one of the men said…”Excuse me, we were at your party last weekend and we’re having a difference of opinion, tell us please…have you, or have you not, got a gold-plated toilet? My mate here says ‘yes’ but I disagree.”
The woman turned round and shouted to her husband…
“George….I’ve found the ******* that crapped in your trombone!”

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natandvi asked:


1. Lick the icing out of oreos, then place them back on the tray
2. eat all the green jelly beans (Or whichever color you like)
3. Go around your house with your stomache ****** in
4. Recite, Finding Nemo, 3 times
5. stand in the middle of a pathway until security moves you
6. At a restraunt, order pepporoni pizza. When it comes, say, “I said no pepperoni!”
7. Constantly sing the batman theme song
8. Tell everyone you can play, Ode to joy, on a window sill. 5 seconds before u finish, say, “Oops, I messed up” and repeat
9. Lower the volume on the TV so low you can barely hear it. Say “I like it that way”
10. **** out candles
11. When you fart, kind of wave it up to your face and go, “mmm, yum!’
12. Insist people only adress you by, “Winner of the all time beauty awards and super cool dress maker who won a gold prize”
13. Mark your name on your bills as, “No idenity”
14. Change your license plate to, “I farted”
15. When a friend is playing a multi player game, chant “Win, win, win or die!’
16. Say, fart, nonstop to some rich-looking guy. Then grin and say, “I ****** a big stinky one”
17. Stand in everyones path
18. When someone is about to leave, block the door.
19. Stare at somene for a really long time
20. Convince your mom that weighing over 80 pounds is illegal
21. talk nonstop
22. Drink water ALL the time. Never go pee
23. sing, “news flash: shaved head is the new fashion!”
24. Threaten, “If you dont finish your meal, i’ll eat it” if they dont eat it all, eat it. SCARE THEM
25. Everyone someone says something, yell, “THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!”
26. Everytime someone tries to talk to you, yell, “DUCK”
27. Everytime a cillisater calls, say, “Is your refigerator running?” if they say yes say, “GO CATCH IT” and hang up
28. Throw paintballs at your neighbor, then say, “BOW CHICA WOW WOW!”
29. call your neighbors and say, “Can I borrow some toliet paper, im all out, just a few wads, I’ll even give it back when im done?”
30. Order KFC every night. If a neighbor asks why, say, “It says its home cooking!’

P.S 28, 27 and 29 are not recomended
31. Ask someone, “where can I get some fried chicken?” If they say KFC reply, “No, it says it home cooking”

get it, “HOME COOKING” as in its not here! Lol

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russianattackdog asked:


all my games such as crossfire, world of warcraft trial, and even yahoo messenger dont connect to the internet. this is weird because my civilization 4 game that i installed works perfectly.

i have checked windows firewall and i dont think that is the problem

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