natandvi asked: 1. Lick the icing out of oreos, then place them back on the tray
2. eat all the green jelly beans (Or whichever color you like)
3. Go around your house with your stomache ****** in
4. Recite, Finding Nemo, 3 times
5. stand in the middle of a pathway until security moves you
6. At a restraunt, order pepporoni pizza. When it comes, say, “I said no pepperoni!”
7. Constantly sing the batman theme song
8. Tell everyone you can play, Ode to joy, on a window sill. 5 seconds before u finish, say, “Oops, I messed up” and repeat
9. Lower the volume on the TV so low you can barely hear it. Say “I like it that way”
10. **** out candles
11. When you fart, kind of wave it up to your face and go, “mmm, yum!’
12. Insist people only adress you by, “Winner of the all time beauty awards and super cool dress maker who won a gold prize”
13. Mark your name on your bills as, “No idenity”
14. Change your license plate to, “I farted”
15. When a friend is playing a multi player game, chant “Win, win, win or die!’
16. Say, fart, nonstop to some rich-looking guy. Then grin and say, “I ****** a big stinky one”
17. Stand in everyones path
18. When someone is about to leave, block the door.
19. Stare at somene for a really long time
20. Convince your mom that weighing over 80 pounds is illegal
21. talk nonstop
22. Drink water ALL the time. Never go pee
23. sing, “news flash: shaved head is the new fashion!”
24. Threaten, “If you dont finish your meal, i’ll eat it” if they dont eat it all, eat it. SCARE THEM
25. Everyone someone says something, yell, “THAT SCARED THE CRAP OUTTA ME!!”
26. Everytime someone tries to talk to you, yell, “DUCK”
27. Everytime a cillisater calls, say, “Is your refigerator running?” if they say yes say, “GO CATCH IT” and hang up
28. Throw paintballs at your neighbor, then say, “BOW CHICA WOW WOW!”
29. call your neighbors and say, “Can I borrow some toliet paper, im all out, just a few wads, I’ll even give it back when im done?”
30. Order KFC every night. If a neighbor asks why, say, “It says its home cooking!’
P.S 28, 27 and 29 are not recomended
31. Ask someone, “where can I get some fried chicken?” If they say KFC reply, “No, it says it home cooking”
get it, “HOME COOKING” as in its not here! Lol
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